Best Student Press Column of All Time?: ‘Poop Bandit on the Loose’

They call him the Poop Bandit. No, I am not making this up. At Utah Valley University, some guy is regularly smearing his own sh*t on mirrors in the men’s restrooms. Visitors are forced to look at it– and, through it, themselves. And the janitorial crew is forced to clean it up. Jonathan Boldt, editor-in-chief of the UVU Review, has had enough.