Funny Student Press Headline #20: ‘Going Nuts: Man Arrested for Indecent Exposure at Local Pool’

There is no sugarcoating this wild and wacky story from The Red & Black: Last week, a man drugged himself, got naked, went public, grew violent, and finally threatened a police officer and others with his genitals. Among other things, he told police he was “going to rest his nuts on everyone’s chin.”

Hmm. By the way, in addition to more standard illegal substances such as mushrooms and crack, one new drug the man apparently slipped himself is nicknamed slap a hoe.

The University of Georgia student newspaper recounts all these details in a candid article on the odd incident, along with providing a digital copy of the police report.

The headline topping the piece walks a tightrope between playful and eek-worthy, especially the opening pun. You be the judge… “Going Nuts: Man Arrested for Indecent Exposure at Local Pool.” 

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