Funny Student Press Headline #19: ‘Stupid Rules are Stupid’

This op-ed header run in The Tacoma Ledger at the University of Washington Tacoma doesn’t mince words — nor fears repeating them to make its point. It builds on the bluntness of the last Giggly entry (“Why Our Generation Sucks”).

Stupid Rules are Stupid” tops a rant by Vincent Dimson about what he describes as a frustrating past work experience at a coffeeshop. Specifically, he blasts the, well, stupid rules employees were forced to operate under.

For example, as he shares, “We could not ask the customer ‘What size?’ for drink orders. We were supposed to say ‘Medium or large?’ as if the small size never existed on our menu.” He also mentions something about cookie baking and whipped cream topping being automatic unless the customer spoke up.

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