Funny Student Press Headline #16: ‘Girl Arrested After Attempted Robbery Attempt’

The big question: When is an attempt at criminal activity so far removed from actual criminal activity that it doesn’t quite count as criminal activity?  Or in other words, what the heck is an attempt at a robbery attempt?

I’m guessing this Indiana Daily Student news brief header is simply a typo.  But maybe it truly does accurately capture the essence of a really, really innovative (yet apparently ultimately unsuccessful) way to steal some stuff.

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