Funny Student Press Headline #15: ‘The Slut and the Penguin’

To be clear, the words slut and penguin never actually appear in this Pipe Dream anti-cheating column.  But the piece does include a biological breakdown related to what makes human creatures seemingly impervious to fidelity.

As Binghamton University’s Jake Lewis shares, “The concept of monogamy isn’t natural.  Men are naturally programmed to spread their genes, and women are naturally programmed to get the best possible genes for their offspring. . . . In fact, it has been discovered that even animals that were thought to mate for life, such as the bluebird, shag, and mallard, have relations with others of their species on the side, just like humans do.”

Shags cheat?!

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