Funny Student Press Headlines #9: ‘Bananas, Nose-Squashing & Heartbreak’

Today’s sole winner of this recurring giggly headline feature is a doozy published recently atop a column in The Cornell Daily Sun.  The interesting piece by Cornell senior Cristina Stiller discusses what she feels are the downsides of the classic one-night stand.  As the column’s headline teases, “Bananas, Nose-Squashing and Heartbreak: The Hazards of Hooking Up.

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